open letter to bill maher
Facebook messages from unknown fobs.
When you know someone is telling you a lie.
the least masculine you will ever feel is when putting on chapstick.
Ignoring a text in real life
my friend @staher717 does #cool things with her eyelids. go follow her, womyn and girls and men and everyone
this was supposed to be a nice candid picture. I’m not sure why I look shady as fuq. 👀
when somebody texts you “Ha.”
conspiracy theorists. #illuminati #doritos
my emergency contacts. #indian #restaurant #indianfood