i’m checkin in with the front desk lady at our computer lab and i hear a buzzing sound. i’m like “what’s that buzzing, lady? i feel like your computer is most definitely broken.” she looks at me like go away my computer is on point, i’m like ok fine relax. i walk away to sit down and i still hear the buzzing. it seems to have gotten louder. i’m like ok it was prob not that lady’s computer. i look down and there’s a straight up bumblebee CHILLIN on my chest. homie is like ON my sternum. i’m like damn bee you crazy for this one. i yell “OH SHIT THAT WAS A BEE THE WHOLE TIME”. my reflex was to shimmy him off and of course, like a bee, he flies away. a homegirl in the back shrieks and is like “IS IT DEAD???”. lady at the front desk is glarin at me now like u are the worst thing to occur in this computer lab. i muster up some audacity and stomp on the bee. dude gives up immediately and by gives up i mean dies. what i’m saying is don’t accuse people of emitting buzz sounds when you should be looking at urself. there’s prob a bee chillin on ur sternum.